I AM THE DENIZEN. IT IS ME.
Tallkat doesn't drive a normal car, he drives around in a corndog mobile with license plates that say NO.1DOG. He parks in random places and honks the horn constantly and when people tell him to shut up he throws corndogs at them.
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I approve.

omg i want peoples headcanons about me

Jimmy: These superheroes, they have special powers. Captain America, what does he do?

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

battlesuit:

he’s talking about himself in this | youtube version | original audio

fuoco-go:

sarkyfancypants:

did-you-kno:

Source

That’s it, I’m off to Canada…

sometimes i feel like we should leave canada be
if the pilgrimage begins we’ll ruin canada.
just leave it as a hallowed ground, to be an example of what the world should be.

fuoco-go:

sarkyfancypants:

did-you-kno:

Source

That’s it, I’m off to Canada…

sometimes i feel like we should leave canada be

if the pilgrimage begins we’ll ruin canada.

just leave it as a hallowed ground, to be an example of what the world should be.

arousedonceler:

catnip-packets:

travelingmadness:

evilbiggering:

shadyvaati:

temporarilycheating:

kudalyn:

triggering-biggering:

oncelers-tophat:

ride6:

*SPUTTERS*

FUCK, JUICE ALL OVER MY DESK.

fioawghrisjkga

THOSE COMMENTS

*creamed my pants*

the cereal i WAS eating now coats my laptop screen. My morning has been made <3

IT’S BACK.

YES

IT’S BAAAACK

hey guys I’M NOT DEAD

did-yuo-kno:

thesmithgirl90:

did-yuo-kno:

Please, for the sake of the easily offended, don’t make jokes on Tumblr! This is a place for reblogging pictures of Starbucks, Uggs, and girls in bikinis, NOT humor!

Fuck you, man. Fuck you. I’m a white girl too and I love to reblog jokes. If you think that tumblr’s just made for reblogging that shit, then you’re a fucking little bit with no sense of humor at all. Go crawl back up your mother’s sluty little pussy and suck your little fucknuts.

My mom is dead.

did-yuo-kno:

thesmithgirl90:

did-yuo-kno:

Please, for the sake of the easily offended, don’t make jokes on Tumblr! This is a place for reblogging pictures of Starbucks, Uggs, and girls in bikinis, NOT humor!

Fuck you, man. Fuck you. I’m a white girl too and I love to reblog jokes. If you think that tumblr’s just made for reblogging that shit, then you’re a fucking little bit with no sense of humor at all. Go crawl back up your mother’s sluty little pussy and suck your little fucknuts.

My mom is dead.

xiggeh:

Jackspers Vs. Bro. This is what I’ve been working on all day, lol. It’s by no means finished, I just wanted to post the WIP. Done as an animation and anatomy practice, I copied the animation from a Full Metal Alchemist clip.

xiggeh:

Jackspers Vs. Bro. This is what I’ve been working on all day, lol. It’s by no means finished, I just wanted to post the WIP. Done as an animation and anatomy practice, I copied the animation from a Full Metal Alchemist clip.

I need a date for San Diego’s Formalstuck.