absurdTechnician

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

chryolain:

I need absolutely no context

chryolain:

I need absolutely no context

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

zetiz:

Slayers by DAV-19

skiretehfox:

ookamiinu:

miss-nerdgasmz:

peashooter85:

Belgian pinfire cavalry saber/pinfire revolver, circa 1840.

Sold at Auction: $7,945

What the fuck is this some RWBY/SnK crossover bullshit

This is Weiss’ alternative weapon. Idc what anyone says.

Weiss’s Ancestor

i-choose-death-before-decaf:

thestasher:

itsyourdistraction:

witch-boots:

whitehouse:

"I’m always willing to work with anyone, Democrat or Republican, to get things done." —President Obama at NorthwesternU on working with Congress to expand opportunity for more middle-class families

obama just does not give a fuck anymore and it is hilarious

Obama isn’t perfect but congress is a joke.

Everybody blames him for shit when they really need to look at Congress.

I don’t care how you feel about his politics, but you have to admit he’s hilarious.

askfordoodles:

cuddlyplaguedoctor:

hellyeahthomassanders:

Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! by Thomas Sanders

That’s adorable.

I love how the dad does this side-glance at his kid like “You’re about to be embarrassed so hard, son”

talk-crafty-to-me:

I will never stop loving this

totallynotagentphilcoulson:
griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

sexybritishllama:

this guys vines are so important to me

life-writer:

i love wendy (´▽`ʃƪ)♡

life-writer:

i love wendy (´▽`ʃƪ)♡